IS IT NORMAL FOR THESE SHORTS TO FADE?
YES! These shorts are designed to fade with time for a vintage look.
IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
That's where my banana went! I've been looking for that since breakfast.
WHAT SIZE SHOULD I GET?
Probably the ones that fit you best. You can find our sizing chart here.
WHY ARE YOUR SHORTS SO SHORT?
Anything longer than our shorts are just considered short pants.
DID YOU KNOW PEOPLE WHO WEAR SHORTS HAVE A HIGHER CHANCE OF SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
We have heard this statistic. So agile.
WHAT IS YOUR RETURN POLICY?
Like what you bought so much that it scares you? Are you so relaxed that it's affecting your work life? Are you drawing TOO much attention to yourself? No problem! We accept returns within 60 days of you receiving your product as long as it unworn and has the original packaging and hangtags. We will also exchange any product with a product of equal value if you know what we mean. ;)
Free returns on orders over $35. All orders under $35 are subject to a restocking fee.
I'M RON BURGUNDY?
WHO TYPED A QUESTION MARK ON THE TELEPROMPTER?!