SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME
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SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME
It's Shark Week, which means 2 things:
1. You're not leaving your house for a week so you can marathon every amazing episode in it's entirety.
2. For the next month, you're going to be scared sharkless of any body of water. (Like, seriously, have you seen how high those things can jump out of the water?)
The obvious solution is to involve a literal solution: alcohol AKA grandpa's ol' couch medicine.
So sit down, buckle up, and get ready to call in sick this whole week, because this whole week is going to be sick.
THE UNOFFICIALLY OFFICIAL SHARK WEEK DRINKING GAME:
1. ANYTIME SOMEONE IS REFERRED TO AS A "SHARK EXPERT"- SIPS.
2. BEGIN DRINKING WHEN ANY SHARK BECOMES AIRBORN, AND DON'T STOP UNTIL IT'S BACK IN THE WATER.
3. ANYTIME SOMEONE SPEAKS WITH AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT- SIP.
4. WHEN SOMEONE GIVES ADVICE ON HOW TO SURVIVE A SHARK ATTACK- SIPS.
5. ANYTIME YOU HEAR THE "JAWS" THEME MUSIC- 3 SIPS
6. REENACTMENT OF A SHARK ATTACK- 2 SIPS
7. SOMEONE DIES- FINISH YOUR DRINK IN THEIR HONOR
8. ANYONE GETS SUBMERGED IN A STEEL CAGE- 2 SIPS
9. YOU SEE A SHARK CAUGHT OR TRAPPED- 2 SIPS
10. ANYTIME SOMEONE MENTIONS "CHUM"- 2 SIPS
11. FINISH YOUR DRINK AFTER EVERY EPISODE
(We don't know how to make gifs larger... That's so left shark of us.)
*PARTY PANTS IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO SAY THAT "WE DO NOT CONDONE DRINKING", EVEN THOUGH THAT'S A LIE.