Become a walking PSA with our Moby Tee. Featuring our iconic Moby character delivering messages you wish you could say yourself… ‘Don’t be a dick’! Whether you’re calling out someone else or giving yourself a gentle reminder, you’re guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs. So speak volumes without saying a word, and let our Moby tee do the talking for you.

  • Hilarious design
  • Vibrant coral colorway
  • 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton
  • Twill-taped neck
  • Premium plastisol inks
  • Designed and printed in California
Sizing & Fit
Moby t-shirt fits true-to-size.
S, M, L, XL, and XXL. See sizing chart below.
Preshrunk for worry-free washing and drying.
  • Machine wash cold
  • Gentle cycle with like colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not iron design
  • 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton
  • Tough yet soft
Two friends wearing Moby-t-shirts at a pickleball court

A Party Pants Classic

If you’re already a member of our legendary party crew, you know this iconic design. It’s one of our originals, and the Moby Collection remains a fan favorite. The perfect tee for guys and gals who like getting a reaction, this whimsical whale says what we’re all thinking! Positive partying is a way of life, and the Moby t-shirt shows the world where you stand!

Friends wearing Moby-t-shirts playing beer pong

You’re the VIP

Hey, we designed this shirt, so we’re bound by its message! We go above and beyond to give our awesome customers the VIP treatment. On the off chance you’re not 100% loving your Moby Dick shirt, returns are easy and free. We also provide free U.S. shipping on orders $75+. Check out all of our t-shirts, tank tops, cabana shirts, and other apparel, and don’t forget to pick up some unique shorts while you’re at it. The perfect shirt makes every experience better. Get your Moby t-shirt, and make every day a party!